So I have decided that with this blog, I am going to run a weekly feature. It will be something fun and entertaining so you all have something to look forward too. As you can tell by the title, this will be an ongoing weekly event. With this feature, I will seek out the wildest and most unusual things I can off the internet or the world at large to share with all of you.
So on that note, lets start with this weeks feature!
Today I bring to your attention the brew ha ha that is being made over the Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 broom. Oh yes, it appears that poor old Harry is not just wagging his best parts in front of the general public and causing a stir, now the toy broom based on the one in the movie has been flying off the shelves, but for all the wrong reasons. Let me explain...
It appears that the Nimbus 2000 broom toy not only looks realistic, it also, ahem, vibrates. Yes boys and girls and more girls, the lovely Nimbus 2000 is a hit with the young female segment. It appears that younger girls are lining up to buy this toy, not because it makes them feel like Harry Potter, but more because it makes them squeal like banshees when they fire it up and ride it like Harry Potter would. Apparently the manufacturer had no idea that this was going to happen....yeah right! Give a pre-teen, teen hormonal girl a long stick that vibrates and ENCOURAGE them to place it between their legs and oh yeah, there was no chance that there was going to be an issue.
Parents began writing in that their girls were locking themselves up in their rooms with other girls to the sounds of squeals of excitement...little did the parents know that it was not boyfriends and gossip, but instead the Naughty Nimbus 2000 as I now affectionately call it.
Oh yes, why go out and buy an expensive vibrator when you can not only have the fun of acting like Harry Potter, but you can squeal and squirm like a dog in heat whilst doing it.
So what has happened...the manufcaturer has recalled the offending toy and has appoligized for its mistake. Meanwhile, many of the brooms are still in the marketplace but perhaps are now locked up tighter than the chastity belt that the users were wearing.
The Naughty Nimbus 2000 Vibrating broom is this weeks sign that the appocalypse is upon us
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